Cancerous

We are the crabs. Linda Goodman says. And crabs, as we all know, are crabby. With shells. Ergo, don't mess with crabs, she warns, So they don't scurry away and retreat into "the shells".

Being a crabby crab I have a shell too you know. A fully furnished shell in fact, with a T.V. that plays Grey's Anatomy on loop, a couple of romance novels and lots and lots of food.

I invited you in and said, "Make yourself at home".

And now its lonely in here without you.