New Year Resolutions

1. "Denial is not just a river in Egypt but an entire freakin' ocean."- Meredith Grey.
Jump into it and swim.
2. Stop quoting Grey's.
3. Stop quoting Grey's except for the special Grey's quote that has been saved for a special occasion.
4. Stop revering food. For God's sake.
5. Have an answer prepared for the question- "What is the wildest thing you have ever done"/Have enough yesses to get drunk and pass out at a game of never have i ever.
6. Laugh less loudly
7. Watch less T.V.
8. Do not hold someone's pretty face/big car/fascinating personal life against them.
9. Restrict moping/whining/ranting/self pitying to half an hour max, thrice a week.
10. Stop buying over-sized clothes.
11. Obsess over hair and make-up.
12. Finish reading Crime and Punishment, Satanic Verses and the goddamn Oliver Twist I first picked up to read when I was 12 years old.
13. Make more friends, lots of friends.
14. Lose more weight.
15. Get a speeding ticket.