Gmail- very late at night

fryingbunny: hahaha
last night
there was a fuckin huge spider
in the loo
and i was all alone
and everyone was asleep
so i was like ok
if i am gonna be on my own very soon
i need to figure this shit out
so i got my register

me: hahahahahah

fryingbunny: and dropped it on the spider
and then stood on it.
:)